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ECONOMIC COLLAPSE SPECIAL EDITION November, 2008 . . . Published Sort of Monthly
The Frumuous Bandersnatch Satirical Newspaper founded in 1965...On-line in 1997...One of America's oldest satirical newspapers.
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Sort of Serious Stuff MASSIVE CLEANUP STARTS IN THE WAKE OF REPUBLICAN STORM After celebrating the unprecedented shift in American politics, Democratic Party winners realized they had taken charge of the biggest disaster cleanup in US history. THE NEWS FROM BAJA ARIZONA A SERIOUS GUIDE TO THE BORDER PATROL
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The county is not just in a recession...it is an full blown depression says shrink.. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT OUR DEPRESSION.
ECONOMIC CRISIS MAY CAUSE MORE PREMATURE DEATHS A grim forecast from a doctor about the collateral damage of the economic meltdown FIND OUT MORE ABOUT OUR INCREASED RISK OF DYING.
THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR We made up a list of what we're thankful for this Thanksgiving (but the list is kind of short).
INVESTMENT BANKER PASSPORT APPLICATIONS SURGE IN THE WAKE OF ELECTION RESULTS In news apparently related to the Barak Obama victory, a sudden surge in new passport applications was noted in New York. MEN'S WAREHOUSE GLEEFUL AT OBAMA ELECTION One of the big winners in the wake of Obama's election may be stores that sell suits. MORE ABOUT THE NEW FASHION TREND ABOUT TO SPREAD ACROSS THE NATION US TREASURY BEING PILLAGED - LOOTERS SEEK TO ESCAPE LOCKUP Hundreds of billions of US taxpayer dollars are being given away to reward the people who looted our country. MORE ABOUT PILLAGING OUR VILLAGE Back in March we ran this story. It is frightening how right we were. MORE ABOUT US ECONOMY GIANT PONZI SCHEME HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME Timely advice on how to deal with these tough economic times. MORE ABOUT HOW TO LIVE ON 1/10TH YOUR INCOME OUR ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN -- GIVE EVERYONE MONEY It seems like you have to be a big Wall Street banking firm, or at least a major campaign donor to the Republican Party, to get an economic bailout. Here is the real economic rescue plan America needs right now: THE BANDERSNATCH ECONOMIC RESCUE PLAN For those of you with money (presumably Republicans), here are some tips on how you can waste that money (besides giving it away to anti-gun control groups). SAVE THOUSAND ON YOUR COLLEGE EDUCATION -- GET YOUR FREE COLLEGE DIPLOMA HERE |
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SLIDEBACK What if the mob had a war with a big corporation?
THE DEAD PEOPLE How do you think you'll survive on Social Security?
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BACK ISSUES 2008 PRE-ELECTION SPECIAL: McCAIN BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA
OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS
CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME
INTERSECTIONS PROVEN TO CAUSE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING
SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY
GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS
BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED
ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL PRISON
BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY
US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER
BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES
SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME COURT
EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS
PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES
LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED
SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER
SADDAM COMMITS SUICIDE - 2005 APRIL FOOLS
SELF HELP ADVICE
WRECK YOUR LIFE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER RODENT
TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
TAKE OUR SEXUAL INCOMPATIBILITY TEST
BANDERSNATCH CLASSICS
NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED
TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS
INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING
FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES
CONGRESS INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD
THE PAST DECADE THROUGH BANDERSNATCH EYES (1997-2004)
BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE
FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND
MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR
TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS
NY HOMELESS REFUSE TO EAT PIGEOMS
BAPTISTS STRANDED ON TREASURE ISLAND
BANDERSNATCH GUIDES
BANDERSNATCH HOLIDAYS
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