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"Seriously
Funny"--Joe Sam A new world religion has been
accidentally founded, it was realized recently.
"The General Delivery University School of
Divinity got a request from Onishi in Japan
asking for permission to
incorporate the First Church of Generic Belief in Japan, and then
we got a request for the right to reprint the Revelations of Generic
Belief from the Association of
Battered Clergy (a real group)" noted GDU President General Delivery.."It is becoming obvious that we may have
stumbled onto something," Delivery added. "This has serious implications
for Christianity," noted Gen. Delivery.
"If we can start a religion from a satirical
website, it begins to make you wonder."
Efforts are under way to capitalize on this
development, with official Generic Belief tee
shirts and bibles available for sale to the
devout in the near future. Residents
throughout North America pondered the
significance of the Autumnal Equinox, which
occurs sometime this week. "Days are going
to get shorter and shorter and nights are going
to get longer and longer," noted Archdruid
Taliesin. The
increasingly shorter days will temporarily offset
the effects of global warming, noted Taliesin.
"At least until next summer," the
Archdruid added. The trend
towards ever shorter days will only be reversed
if people drink a lot of mead and worship oak
trees, the Archdruid advised. "It is
possible that by the third week of December we
can reverse this trend towards total darkness if
people buy lots of presents for other
people," the Archdruid added. "It has
worked in the past."
Scientists are
increasingly alarmed over the looming El Nino in
the Pacific Ocean. People in
Southern California, Arizona and Mexico should
prepare to evacuate.MORE ON THE EL NINO THREAT INSIDE EMAIL US AT
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