Heartbreak of Psoriasis? Blame it on El Niņo If you're experiencing a new outbreak of the heartbreak of psoriasis; if you've been diagnosed with a chronic case of Dutch Elm disease; if even GDU won't send you a diploma; if your daughter has just announced she's going to pierce her body in places you didn't even know there were places and run off to join a group of pygmy goatherds, blame it on El Niņo.CONTINUED INSIDE Billions of words have been written on how to save a marriage or make a relationship work better. That's easy stuff--writing all those words. The Department of Pathological Social and International Relations of the General Delivery University has recently completed the definitive study of how to make relationships fail, whether interpersonal or international. The same rules apply to both. Herewith are excerpts from that GDU report: 1. Always try and read the other person's mind. Never wait until the other person (or country) explains itself. For example, your spouse could be thinking the weather is nice today. Or she could be thinking you are dirt. Or the Chinese could be thinking about improving their human relations record, or they could be thinking about where to build a new prison for dissidents. Assume you know how they are thinking, and act accordingly.CONTINUED INSIDE Fortunately for pedestrians in lower Manhattan, stock brokers could not jump out
their windows as the buildings are environmentally controlled and the windows don't open.
One theory for the sudden decline in stock prices is that the fires in Indonesia have
set off a decline in Asian stock markets, which has now spread to the US in the wake of fears about
El Nino. "You can blame El Nino for just about anything," Ponzi added. The newly discovered spooks are not transparent, as are their spectral counterparts, but they
do go bump in the night.
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