Buddy Spared Fate Worse Than Death Buddy, the White House dog, was saved from a fate
worse than death Sunday night, when his master Bill Clinton was neutered instead.
According to informed sources, Hillary drugged Bill's dinner wine, and had him taken
to the White House vet for the operation.
"I think we've ended the problem of Bill chasing all those bitches," Hillary
reportedly said, as Bill was being operated on.
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PAULA JONES FINALLY GETS SCREWED
Paula Jones got the shaft from Federal District Court last week when her
lawsuit alleging Bill Clinton sexually harrassed her was dismissed.
"Paula is in a state of shock," explained one of her lawyers, who was also in shock at the
prospect of not getting a third of the several million dollars Jones was expecting to win from Clinton.
"Paula might not get a penny, but she's gotten a billion dollars worth of revenge by
smoking out every former Miss Arkansas Bill managed to diddle while governor," noted Larry King.
Hillary Clinton was unavailable for comment, as she was learning a new castration technique from
Ugandan tribeswomen.
The American Trailer Trash Association plans to support an appeal of the dismissal.
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EVERYTHING YOU WERE AFRAID TO KNOW ABOUT THE CLINTON SEX SCANDAL
