COLLEGE OF EDUCATION
GDU's College of Education has been developed to assist the teacher in the real world of the 21st century educational system.
EDUCATION 101: SELF DEFENSE How to avoid being assaulted by your students, the wearing of bullet proof vests, and filing police complaints is covered.
EDUCATION 102: HOW TO TEACH THE AVERAGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT This extremely challenging program focuses on the development of teaching methods without the use of books and exams. [Ritalin not included]
EDUCATION 103: EVOLUTION AS A THEORY How cockroaches and state legislators evolved.
EDUCATION 104: COLLECTIVE BARGAINING Formation of unions, strikes, sick-outs, and other means of obtaining pay increases from budget-conscious school boards is reviewed.
EDUCATION 105: SEX EDUCATION How to turn this course into a rap session with your students so you can learn something.
EDUCATION 106: STUDY HALL How to get assigned to Study Hall, and other less challenging programs.
EDUCATION 107: FIELD TRIPS Field trips can have a profound effect on the educational progress if the student. Our field trips are to places like the state prison.
EDUCASHION 108:CHINGONICS Hey ese. You better learn de lingo or weell kick your ass.
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