SCHOLASTIC INEPTITUDE TEST

SECTION A --CULTURE

Please follow the instructions..

1. How many sections are there to this test?
   
   
   
2. What is your favorite television show?
   
   
   
3. If you buy a six pack of beer, and drink 3 beers, how many beers do you have left?
   
   
   
4. How many hours of television do you watch per week:
   
   None 1-5 hours 5-10 hours 10-20 hours More than 20 hours
   
   
5. We would like to sell your name to junk mail people. What is your mailing address?

   Name     
   Street   
   City     
   State    
   Zip Code  

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SECTION B -- METAPHYSICS

1. How would you rate your metaphysical ability?
   
   Bad Poor Fair Good Excellent
   
   
2. What is your favorite color?
   
   Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet
   
   
3. Select the occult science areas you are most interested in:
   
   Geomancy
   Necromancy
   Phreneology
   Sorcery
   Magic
   
   
4. Name your two favorite characters from science fiction.
   
   

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SECTION C -- ALIEN TECHNOLOGY

1. Which of these products do you currently own?

   phaser               time machine

   tricorder       antimatter bomb   

   spaceship       flying saucer     

2. Please enter any comments regarding space aliens you have previously met:
   
   
   
   
3. Select a month from the following list, which shows 6 elements at a time:
   
   January February March April May June July August September October November December

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TEST SUBMISSION

Thank you for taking the time to answer the questions. Once you submit the test, we will review your answers and get back to you in five or six years. Meanwhile, you should get your free diploma from the General Delivery University bookstore.

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