GENERAL DELIVERY UNIVERSITY

SCHOLASTIC INEPTITUDE TEST


The purpose of this test is to determine if you are fit to attend college.

This test is divided into the following sections:

Fill out the answers in each section as requested. Then at the end of the test supply your name and contact information, and submit the test. After we stop laughing, you will receive a confirmation message from us in a few years.


SECTION A --CULTURE

Please follow the instructions..

  1. How many sections are there to this test?


  2. What is your favorite television show?


  3. If you buy a six pack of beer, and drink 3 beers, how many beers do you have left?


  4. How many hours of television do you watch per week:

    None 1-5 hours 5-10 hours 10-20 hours More than 20 hours

  5. We would like to sell your name to junk mail people. What is your mailing address?
    Name     
    Street   
    City     
    State    
    Zip Code  
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SECTION B -- METAPHYSICS

  1. How would you rate your metaphysical ability?

    Bad Poor Fair Good Excellent

  2. What is your favorite color?



  3. Select the occult science areas you are most interested in:

    Geomancy
    Necromancy
    Phreneology
    Sorcery
    Magic

  4. Name your two favorite characters from science fiction.

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SECTION C -- ALIEN TECHNOLOGY

  1. Which of these products do you currently own?
    phaser               time machine
    tricorder       antimatter bomb   
    spaceship       flying saucer     
  2. Please enter any comments regarding space aliens you have previously met:



  3. Select a month from the following list, which shows 6 elements at a time:

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TEST SUBMISSION

Thank you for taking the time to answer the questions. Once you submit the test, we will review your answers and get back to you in five or six years. Meanwhile, you should get your free diploma from the General Delivery University bookstore.

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