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COURSE OFFERINGS

College of Urban Agriculture Learn how to grow weeds and qualify for federally subsidized reclamation water.
College of Architecture A requirement for this program is proof of bad taste.
College of Arts and Crafts and College of Rock Music Learn how to get rich selling home-made stuff at swap meets.
College of Sorcery Our most popular program, includes "how to" tips on putting curses on your creditors.
Isla Tiburon Institute of Modern Social Interaction "Isla Tiburon" means "shark island". Need we say more?
Ponzi School of Business Our faculty is sought after by authorities in 37 foreign countries.
Medical Programs Learn the fine art of waking up patients that have just gotten to sleep, and Medicare fraud.
School of Hard Knocks"When I was a kid I had to walk 3 miles through the mud to go to school". And other lessons in life.
College of Education How to organize a teacher's union, how to teach the illiterate, and other valuable tools for the educator.
Computer Science Program Get rich buying computers from yard sales and reselling them, and more.
College of Engineering How to build a levee that won't break when it rains and more.
Physical Education, Law, Law Enforcement A mixed bag of programs, including the one and only course a lawyer needs to practice law.
College of Miscellaneous Stuff Eclectic (and worthless) knowledge to justify 4 years of tuition.
College of Popular Sciences Junk science, and how to create a Congressman from pond scum.
School of Divinity The First Church of Generic Beliefs needs you! Complete with a page of Revelations.
The Simulacrum GDUs new alumni magazine.
The GDU College of Drinking

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