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information regarding the rules and regulations
No self-respecting institution of higher
education is without
an extensive discourse on its philosophy, regulations,
and student programs--even if we have no campus.
COURSE OFFERINGS
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College of Urban Agriculture Learn how to grow weeds and qualify for federally subsidized reclamation water. |
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College of Architecture A requirement for this program is proof of bad taste. |
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College of Arts and Crafts and College of Rock Music Learn how to get rich selling home-made stuff at swap meets. |
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College of Sorcery Our most popular program, includes "how to" tips on putting curses on your creditors. |
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Isla Tiburon Institute of Modern Social Interaction "Isla Tiburon" means "shark island". Need we say more? |
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Ponzi School of Business Our faculty is sought after by authorities in 37 foreign countries. |
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Medical Programs Learn the fine art of waking up patients that have just gotten to sleep, and Medicare fraud. |
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School of Hard Knocks"When I was a kid I had to walk 3 miles through the mud to go to school". And other lessons in life. |
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College of Education How to organize a teacher's union, how to teach the illiterate, and other valuable tools for the educator. |
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Computer Science Program Get rich buying computers from yard sales and reselling them, and more. |
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College of Engineering How to build a levee that won't break when it rains and more. |
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Physical Education, Law, Law Enforcement A mixed bag of programs, including the one and only course a lawyer needs to practice law. |
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College of Miscellaneous Stuff Eclectic (and worthless) knowledge to justify 4 years of tuition. |
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College of Popular Sciences Junk science, and how to create a Congressman from pond scum. |
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School of Divinity The First Church of Generic Beliefs needs you! Complete with a page of Revelations. |
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The Simulacrum GDUs new alumni magazine. |
And if you don't want to bother
with even thinking about courses,
6,605,513 Diplomas Given Away Since Our Founding--GDU is the largest degree granting institution on the planet!
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THE GENERAL DELIVERY UNIVERSITY IS FOR SALE ASKING PRICE: $250,000 Includes Catalog, all original material on GDU portion of the web site, the federally registered trademark for the General Delivery University. Imagine what yu could do with this----sell on line diplomas. Set up little kiosks in college bookstores selling catalogs, tee shirts, etc.....you could easily get your $250,000 back. Why are we offering to sell? We got a nasty surprise an owe some money to folks who will hurt you badly if we don't pay, so we're selling off some assets.
YOUR ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO OWN YOUR OWN UNIVERSITY CONTACT holaw@mindspring.com (520) 841 2278 THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER. ONLY SERIOUS INQUIRIES WILL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT |
