PERSONAL ADS
<WOMEN SEEKING MEN
TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE: I've been in prison for ten years after shooting my last boy friend. SWF, 40ish, proficient with hand guns. Seeking male under the age of 50 with minimum priors. JANE 7345
SMOKER PREFERRED: Why is it all the women seeking men want a non-smoker. I smoke and drink and cuss like a sailor. Height and weight proportionate. Sometimes I'm blond, and sometimes a redhead. And I kick ass. BILLIE 5521
KEEP ME IN THE LIFESTYLE TO WHICH I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED: Recently bankrupt professional WF with a taste for fine wine, yatchs, and summers in France. Platinum cards only need apply. GINGER 9643
HELP ME RAISE MY BRATS: Have 4 kids from 4 different men, no education, and I'm 60 pounds over weight. Any kind of male accepted. JOAN 5125
RUN WITH THE WOLVES: I live in Montana and hang out in the mountains, sleeping with real wolves. Can you handle me? Train me? I bite. BRIGID 6699
CAT LOVER: Seeking man who likes cats. I have 37 living with me. JANE 5553
INSECURITY IS ME: I'm very smart and very insecure. Anything you say will upset me. BRENDA 7532
THERAPY PARTNER: I've been under analysis for 20 years and still hate my ex-husband. Want to help me plot his death? SARAH 8026
MOM LIVES WITH ME: Two for the price of one. But she still rules my life. RENNY 6926
MEN SEEKING WOMEN
SEX KITTEN WANTED: Looking for a SWF, good looking, who just wants to screw around. No long term commitment offered or accepted. BOB 4345
BORN LOSER: I've been married 3 times, and have no redeeming qualities. Seeking LTR with a lady who can handle failure. Save me, please. JIM 7866
SLAVE WANTED. Cook and clean and then I'll tie you to the bed. BRAD 6322
PANTYHOSE FETISH: Am member of the Pantyhose Fetish Club of Japan. If you understand this, you're my lady. KOMIKO 3082
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