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AUCKLAND, N.Z.: The New Zealand government announced today that a mutual defense treaty had been entered into with the Navajo Nation. "Us sheep-raising people have to stick together," noted a N.Z. official. As is usually the case, silence was the response from the Navajo. "This is sheer nonsense," said a US military official sheepishly. MADRID: President Bill Clinton again vetoed the idea of Slovenia joining NATO. "We're not going to risk American blood for a country no one in America can find on a map," noted a Clinton spokesperson. LONDON: Bonnie Prince Charles turned 50 and his mum (the Queen) turned 70. Does this seem stranger and stranger to you? Also, London is again overrun with pushy American tourists complaining about the lack of laundry facilities and the refusal of most merchants to accept Visa travellers checks. LONDON: Ex-princess Fergie announced today that she will auction off her old undies to pay her enormous debt. "The slut never wore undies,"snorted the Queen. AUCKLAND: The New Zealand Space Agency announced today that the world's first sheep station had been placed into orbit. ROSWELL: The U.S. Air Force issued its 3,234th denial that an alien spaceship crashed near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. What is really strange, is each story is different. WASHINGTON: Secretary of State Madeline Albright is abroad. |
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