VALENTINE SURPRISE
A true story (but the source remains anonymous) "I work in the medical profession," she
explained. "And I got this little box in the mail. A Valentine's Day
present, I thought to myself. I opened the box, and much to my surprise I
found a life-sized human heart inside," she added. "And a note from the
Aztec Life Insurance Company that said they would now cover human heart
transplants," she went on.
"I picked up the heart. It felt like a real heart should feel. Kind of
soft. And I squeezed it. It actually made a beating sound," she continued.
"On the whole, I'd rather have been given chocolates." she added.
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AZTEC HEART TRANSPLANT INSTITUTE ANNOUNCES VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL Tucson: The Aztec Heart Transplant Institute (AHTI) of the General Delivery Universityannounced its annual Valentine's Day Special. "We offer a substantial discount for heart transplants that are performed on Valentine's Day," said Dr. Tlaloc, chief surgeon for the AHTI. "Patients are required to provide their own hearts for the transplant operation," Tlaloc added. In other news, the AHTI will again hold its summer clinical experience seminar in Mexico City starting July 22nd. Please note that the AHTI continues to accept expressions of intent to donate a heart from lawyers as we all know lawyers don't have hearts.
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